NB Happy2.script FMF { CLRSCR GO 1 1 PRINT "----------------------------------------------------------------------------" GO 1 4 PRINT "----------------------------------------------------------------------------" GO 1 20 PRINT "----------------------------------------------------------------------------" GO 1 15 DO 5 PRINT "| | | | |" LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF DN; UP RT RT RT RT RT RT RT PRINT "O" GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Last we saw Mr. Happy, he was in prison for blowing away his dad." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL CENTRE "Since then, not a whole lot has changed." 3 GO 1 19 PAUSE 70 GO 10 18 PRINT "/" GO 11 17 PRINT "God this is boring." PAUSE 70 GO 10 18 PRINT " " GO 11 17 CLREOL PAUSE 70 GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Enter... the Stupid Guard." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL PAUSE 70 GO 76 19 PRINT "0" PAUSE 20 DO 20 LF PRINT " " LF LF PRINT "0" PAUSE 5; PAUSE 70 GO 10 18 PRINT "/" GO 11 17 PRINT "Hey, you! Stupid Guard!" PAUSE 70 GO 55 18 PRINT "\" GO 50 17 PRINT "What?" PAUSE 70 GO 11 16 PRINT "Um, I need to" GO 11 17 PRINT "borrow your keys. " PAUSE 70 GO 46 17 PRINT "What for?" PAUSE 70 GO 11 15 PRINT "Um, I've got a bit of steak" GO 11 16 PRINT "caught between my teeth and I" GO 11 17 PRINT "don't have a toothpick." PAUSE 200 GO 45 17 PRINT "Oh.. okay." PAUSE 70 GO 11 15 CLREOL GO 11 16 CLREOL GO 11 17 PRINT "Thanks." CLREOL GO 55 18 PRINT " " GO 54 19 DO 45 PRINT " " LF LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 3; GO 11 17 CLREOL GO 10 18 PRINT " " PAUSE 70 GO 12 18 PRINT "/" GO 13 17 PRINT "Here you go." PAUSE 70 GO 13 17 CLREOL GO 12 18 PRINT " " GO 10 19 PRINT "'" PAUSE 30 LF PRINT " " GO 10 19 DO 20 PRINT " +" LF PAUSE 3; PAUSE 50 GO 11 17 PRINT "*click*" PAUSE 50 GO 11 17 CLREOL GO 9 19 PRINT " " PAUSE 5 GO 9 18 PRINT " " PAUSE 5 GO 9 17 PRINT " " PAUSE 5 PAUSE 30 GO 11 17 PRINT "I'm FREE!! I'm FREE!!" PAUSE 70 GO 11 17 CLREOL GO 8 19 DO 18 PRINT " O" LF; PRINT " " UP PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " UP PRINT "O" LF PRINT " O" LF PRINT " O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" UP UP UP LF LF LF LF PRINT "*boing*" LF LF LF LF DN DN DN PRINT " " UP PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " UP PRINT "O" LF PRINT " O" LF PRINT " O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF GO 28 16 CLREOL GO 29 18 PRINT "?#*!&" GO 36 19 DO 7 PRINT " O" UP LF PRINT "he" DN LF LF PRINT " O" LF; DO 26 PRINT " O" LF; PAUSE 20 GO 1 15 DO 5 CLREOL DN; GO 50 20 PRINT " " GO 49 21 PRINT "| |" GO 49 22 PRINT "| |" GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Mr. Happy has made a death-defying escape from the prison." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL CENTRE "He is very joyful with his new-found freedom." 3 PAUSE 150 GO 1 19 PRINT "O" GO 1 19 DO 20 PRINT " O" LF; GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Unfortunately, he is also very stupid." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL PAUSE 20 GO 1 19 DO 28 PRINT " O" LF; GO 48 17 PRINT "Ah, shit!!" GO 49 19 PRINT " O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF PRINT " " GO 1 17 CLREOL PAUSE 100 GO 1 20 CLREOL GO 1 21 CLREOL GO 1 22 CLREOL GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Mr. Happy has just fallen down a well." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL GO 42 6 DO 15 PRINT "| |" LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF DN; GO 47 6 PRINT "O" LF DO 5 PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF; GO 56 10 PRINT "Ouch!" GO 52 11 PRINT " " GO 52 10 DO 9 PRINT " " DN LF LF PRINT "O" LF; GO 35 18 PRINT "Ouch!" GO 43 19 DO 3 PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF; PAUSE 70 GO 1 5 CLREOD GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Mr. Happy is still falling down a well." 2 GO 1 3 CLREOL GO 42 6 DO 10 PRINT "| |" LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF DN; PRINT "|^^^^^^^^^^|" LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF DN DO 3 PRINT "| |" LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF LF DN; PRINT "|__________|" GO 47 6 PRINT "O" LF DO 5 PRINT " " DN PRINT "O" LF; GO 56 10 PRINT "Ack!" GO 52 11 PRINT " " GO 52 10 DO 5 PRINT " " DN LF LF PRINT "O" LF; LF PRINT "\|/" LF LF LF LF UP PRINT "splash" PAUSE 20 LF LF LF LF LF LF PRINT " " LF LF LF LF LF LF DN PRINT " " DN LF LF LF LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 10 LF PRINT "^" DN LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 20 LF PRINT " " DN LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 30 LF PRINT " " DN LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 40 LF PRINT " " DN LF PRINT "O" PAUSE 100 UP PRINT "/" UP PRINT "Blub." PAUSE 600 CLRSCR } ; FIN